writing exercise prompt: you are a germ that has disobeyed the five-second rule. the germ police are coming for you.
below is a transcript of a conversation between two very fine germ bros, GERM BRO 1 and GERM BRO 2:
GERM BRO 1: Eh, bro, why did you do that? Now you in deep shit liao, you know?
GERM BRO 2: Huh, simi? What I do?
GERM BRO 1: You newbie is it? Don’t know that can only go in for the kill after 5 seconds ah?
GERM BRO 2: Aiya, if you don’t chope first, how to eat sia? All the food gone liao!
GERM BRO 1: EH BRO LISTEN I think the mata-mata coming liao!
GERM BRO 2: Huh where where where? OMGEE si liao si liao I see them coming already how?
GERM BRO 1: Ok, ok, don’t worry, you this one first offence is it? I think not too bad! Should be just fine.
[after the germ police have come and gone]
GERM BRO 2: EH BRO you say should be fine, never say I need to pay fine?!